end o f the week Friday, Feb 24 2006
Suddenly I feel as though I’m channeling Garrison Keilor… It has been a quiet week in Lake Woebegone… actually it hasn’t been a quiet week.
On a personal side – my dad is in the hospital with pneumonia. I always thought people caught pneumonia in the hospital; maybe he is helping out. He should be out in a day or so. Early in the week I learned from a friend that a former colleague was recovering from surgery. Yikes!
The email he sent had a subject line.. Reg is doing well. “Okayâ€, I thought when I saw it, “what was wrong?†It was good to hear that he is recovering. But it reminded me of a much-loved joke.
Seems there was this Librarian who never took a vacation and finally friends and family convinced him to take some time off and travel. He made his plans and asked his brother to take care of his beloved cat, and off he went for two weeks in Ireland.
He arrived in Ireland and made his way to a B&B and made straight for phone to call his brother to let him know he had arrived and to check on his cat. Well, the brother just blurted out that he was very sorry, but when he stopped in to feed the cat, the feline bolted from the house, ran into the street and was hit by a car and killed.
The man was devestated! After several moments of strong emotion he composed himself and told his brother, “Look, you know I’m going to be here for two weeks. You could have broken the news over time. You could have said something like, I don’t know, maybe your cat is on the roof. Then the next time I call you could tell me that you were having problems getting the cat down. That way I’d at least know there was some problem with the cat and you could eventually tell me that the cat was frightened and ran and was hit by a car.â€
The brother apologized and said he was sorry to have inflicted such pain on his brother.
So the Librarian asks his brother, “Well, enough of that. How’s Mom?†After a short pause, his brother responded, “uh, Mom’s on the roof.â€
Have a good weekend Reg!