DC Young Professional Librarians Wednesday, Aug 27 2008 

Greetings all - it is good to be back and somewhat in the saddle.

Last evening I went to an extended Happy Hour organized by DC-SLA member, Emily Huston. Many thanks to friend Chris Vestal for inviting me.

We met an okay beer place in DC’s Chinatown. And despite all of us having cameras that double as cameras — we didn’t take any photos. Bad 21st Century Librarians. But I learned many things.

Librarians love 90210 and are waiting for the new series - well, only to watch the original folks.

Librarians hate stereotypes - like the story in which the staid librarian declares celibacy without ever having had sex.

We love books and we love books about librarians - Chris told us about Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians.

And librarians love to drink. We made a great impression in Seattle - the hotel staff loved us (ok, I didn’t go). To paraphrase - these librarians like to party, and they don’t trash the place either.

So it was a nice gathering - lots of good conversation - a range of people and experiences. So - shout out to Emily, Cheri, Anne, Chris, Anna, Teri, Beth and Elizabeth. I’m looking forward to the next one!

The Great Divide Wednesday, Aug 6 2008 

Recently a couple of things have reminded me of the divide that exists in many libraries between the professional staff and the para-professional staff, i.e. librarians and technicians/clerks. One was a mention in the book Quiet, Please.

Early in my federal career I noted that there was some segregation among the library staff. Librarians got paid more and had more responsibilities than the library clerks. In addition - the library had office furniture some of which had a very thin wood veneer over the particle board desktop. Other desks were covered in a putty-colored plastic. The librarians got the faux wood and the technicians got the putty. (Irony - guess which one held up better to years of work and spilled drinks…)

But to the patrons it didn’t matter if they could get what they needed. As is the case in most public libraries - most patrons assume that everyone who works there is a librarian. A patron asks for help locating a book and someone finds it. The patron doesn’t care what the education level or salary of the person who helped is - they just want the book.

Even when I was a lowly technician I knew my limits. I could help someone find a book or a magazine - but anything resembling research - and the patron was sent to a librarian.

When I went to training at the Library of Congress I would never admit that I was not a librarian. At that point in my career I was a cataloger and I would introduce myself as such and let people make their own assumptions. An acquaintance is a librarian at the Library of Congress, but he was quick to confess that he is a subject specialist (with a Masters degree, but not an MLS.)

So having worked my way through library school and paid my dues to SLA I am quick to state that I am a librarian. But I’ve always made an effort to represent myself accurately. It is one thing to answer truthfully that I was a cataloger, but if I was asked where I went to library school I would admit that I didn’t have an MLS.

But I’ve always thought it foolish to lie about things - especially things that are so easily verified. One day two women at work were talking and as I walked up they asked me how tall I was. I answered and one was surprised by my answer - she thought I was taller or shorter - don’t recall which. The other said, “He gets points for not lying and saying he is 6′ tall.” But they’d have known immediately if I had lied about that - I’m 5′10″.

A former supervisor’s mother worked for years as a librarian at the University of Texas. But she earned her title the old fashioned way - through apprenticeship and on-the-job training.

There’s no shame in that. If you are a library clerk - be a damned good one and be proud of what you do. If you are a brilliant library student - know that you have the potential to put us all to shame. If you’re a librarian - do your best to serve your patrons. But don’t lie about it. Remember - patrons often don’t care - as long as they get their book.

Quiet, Please Wednesday, Aug 6 2008 

Cover of Quiet, Please I just started reading the delightful book Quiet, Please: Dispatches from a Public Librarian by Scott Douglas.

Like me, Scott Douglas sorta fell into being a librarian. Unlike me, Scott is a good writer and he makes good observations about the idosyncracies of those in our profession and the patrons we serve. It is available from most of the booksellers including Barnes & Noble.

Scott also has a website that has info on his other writings. It is brimming with his wit as well - http://www.scottdouglas.org/.